Okay Graham, I:

✅ Watched your presentation...
✅ I want you help me awaken NOW...
✅ I want you to help me change the way I think...
✅ I want you to help me unlearn my unconscious programming...
✅ I want you to help me slay my ego forever...
✅ I WANT YOU TO HELP ME SURVIVE ON EARTH...
✅ Yes, I've got a budget and want to know more...
✅ And. I'll be coachable and do what it takes...

If that's all true, then...